This is why I love Scrubs.

J.D: “I’m a story topper, Elliott. You know that about me.”

Elliot: “When I was a kid I had a friend like that, drove me crazy.”

J.D: “When I was a kid I also had a friend like that, except he snapped and started playing hide the peanut butter with my dog Whiskers. You, my friend, have just been story topped.”